Director J.J. Abrams' second feature film, "Star Trek," almost universally hailed as “the Star Trek reboot," is better thought of as Star Trek's assimilation; it's not the end of a franchise, and it's certainly not the end of Star-Trek-as-commercial-endeavor. It's the end of Roddenberry's narrative ideal, an attempt to challenge our accepted mores as much as to satisfy our entertainment needs. Star Trek had reached a dead end; it was an anachronism in an entertainment world ruled by form, not content. It's no secret that Hollywood's ability to create intellectually stimulating entertainment has fallen in inverse proportion to its ability to create stunningly realized worlds with CGI.

You would be wrong to assume in reading all of this that I'm a die-hard "trekkie," or that I'm a cinematic snob, or even that I didn't enjoy Abrams' "Star Trek." I did enjoy it. After twenty or thirty minutes of dangerously clumsy exposition (including a car chase scene whose only apparent purpose was to find a way to plug Nokia phones in a story set 380 years from the present), we're treated to one of Hollywood's better action blockbusters. Writers (and admitted trekkies) Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman have developed an alternate Star Trek universe. A black-hole enables a 130-year-old Spock (the real Leonard Nimoy) and some very angry Romulans to travel back in time to a point in space conveniently inhabited by James T. Kirk's father (Chris Hemsworth) and mother (Jennifer Morrison), the latter of which is in the process of giving birth to their son. The Romulans lay waste to the relatively tiny and ill equipped star ship, killing James' father and narrowly missing his mother.

The black-hole is essentially Hollywood's deus ex machina, freeing Abrams from the philosophical baggage that simultaneously bolstered Star Trek's narrative strength and sealed its commercial weakness. On top of this new canvas they've grafted a number of perfectly respectable formulas, including:

1. 1.Rebel without a cause (James T. Kirk, played by newest celebrity heartthrob Chris Pine)
   

2. 2.Freudian mother surrogate (Uhura, played by "Guess Who" co-star Zoe Saldana, who throws some surprising pity-sex at the young Spock)
   

3. 3.Man of two three worlds (young Spock, played by Heroes star Zachary Quinto)
   

4. 4.Unrecognized genius (Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, hilariously played by British actor/comedian Simon Pegg)
   

If Abrams' "Star Trek" is anything, it's the deft combination of several tried and true narrative arcs. And if "Star Trek" is the death of Roddenberry’s Star Trek, it's also the birth of Hollywood's newest cash cow. $75 million dollars in the opening weekend... Roddenberry who? 

Last Word:

Resistance is futile. Just enjoy the damn thing.

Review By:
Matt Parker, Staff Writer

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